| Day | Quotes Of The Day |
| 1 | To Budweiser, the nights that you'll never remember, with the friends you'll never forget. |
| 2 | HAPPINESS: To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. |
| 3 | REMEMBER: 'I' before 'E' except in Budweiser. ~Author Unknown |
| 4 | PROPENSITY TO CHANGE: A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. |
| 5 | DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE: A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. |
| 6 | HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED: Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. Now go have a Bud. |
| 7 | OFFICE ARITHMETIC: Smart boss + smart employee = profit | Smart boss + dumb employee = production | Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion | Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime. Time for a Bud. |
| 8 | ROMANCE MATHEMATICS: Smart man + smart woman = romance | Smart man + dumb woman = affair | Dumb man + smart woman = marriage | Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy. |
| 9 | "Sir, you're drunk!" "Yes, Madam, I am. But in the morning, I will be sober and you will still be ugly." (Winston Churchill)... |
| 10 | Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems. ~Homer Simpson |
| 11 | SAM: What'll you have Normie? NORM: Well, I'm in a gambling mood, Sammy. I'll take a glass of whatever comes out of that tap. SAM: Looks like beer, Norm. NORM: Call me Mister Lucky. -- Cheers |
| 12 | Beauty lies in the hands of the beerholder. -- Anonymous |
| 13 | GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS: A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. |
| 14 | Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer. - Al Bundy |
| 15 | Small People talk about other people, Average People talk about things, GREAT PEOPLE talk about ideas... now let's talk about beer. |
| 16 | WOODY: What's the story, Mr. Peterson? NORM: The Bobbsey twins go to the brewery. Let's cut to the happy ending. -- Cheers |
| 17 | SAM: What'd you like, Normie? NORM: A reason to live. Give me another beer. -- Cheers |
| 18 | Whoa baby, can you come back and see me in a few... beers. |
| 19 | SAM: What's new, Normie? NORM: Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach and they're demanding beer. -- Cheers |
| 20 | WOODY: What's going on, Mr. Peterson? NORM: The question is what's going in Mr. Peterson? A beer please, Woody. -- Cheers |
| 21 | We don't need more strength or more ability or greater opportunity. What we need is to use what we have - BEER. |
| 22 | Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. ~Benjamin Franklin |
| 23 | Never cry over spilt milk. It could've been beer. |
| 24 | Each problem has hidden in it an opportunity so powerful that it literally dwarfs the problem. The greatest success stories were created by people who recognized a problem and turned it into an opportunity (Joseph Sugarman)... then drank Budweiser. |
| 25 | WOODY: How's it going, Mr. Peterson? NORM: Poor. WOODY: I'm sorry to hear that. NORM: No, I mean pour. -- Cheers |
| 26 | If you must drink and drive, drink O'Douls. |
| 27 | True love is your soul's recognition of its counterpoint in another (Wedding Crashers)... that's the way I feel about you Bud Light. |
| 28 | It takes 8,460 BOLTS to assemble an automobile, and ONE NUT to scatter it all over the road. Please don't drink and drive. |
| 29 | WOODY: Hey, Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you. NORM: I know. If she calls, I'm not here. -- Cheers |
| 30 | A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense. Don't drink and drive. |
| 31 | Drink triple, see double, and act single. -- Anonymous |
| 32 | The best beer in the world, is the open bottle in your hand! (Danny Jansen) |
| 33 | It was a woman who drove me to drink and I never got the chance to thank her. (W.C. Fields) |
| 34 | If you have made another person on this earth smile, your life has been worthwhile. (Sr. Mary Christelle Macalluso) |
| 35 | There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job. (George Crane) |
| 36 | Life's a waste of time, time's a waste of life so let's all drink Budweiser and have the time of our life. |
| 37 | You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker |
| 38 | I drink only to make my friends seem interesting. ~Don Marquis |
| 39 | Beauty lies in the hands of the beerholder. -- Anonymous |
| 40 | Life is too short to drink cheap beer. -- Anonymous |
| 41 | Drink triple, see double, and act single. -- Anonymous |
| 42 | What force is more potent than beer. |
| 43 | The price of success is perseverance. The price of failure comes cheaper. |
| 44 | Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having. (Mitch Hedberg) |
| 45 | In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity - drink Budweiser. |
| 46 | Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness. ~Seneca |
| 47 | I feel sorry for people who don't drink, because when they wake up in the morning, that's the best they're gonna feel all day. (Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin) |
| 48 | If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. ~Dean Martin |
| 49 | The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. ~Dudley Moore |
| 50 | Bad men live that they may eat and drink, whereas good men eat and drink that they may live. -- Socrates |
| 51 | How come if alcohol kills millions of brain cells, it never killed the ones that made me want to drink? ~Author Unknown |
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Last Update: January 20, 2006